Top ten NEW names for Gulf of Mexico

(10) Gulf of Mexi-“can’t believe this shit, actually I can”, said everyone who read project 2025

(9) Gulf of patriotic patriots patriotically patrioting with patriotic flags 

(8) Gulf of cheap eggs on SHEIN

(7) Gulf of Elon musk’s 13th secret love child announced on X…surprise 

(6) Gulf of Trump bibles 

(5) Gulf of FAFO, said everyone on Bluesky 

(4) Gulf of Florida Venezuelan immigrant tears 

(3) Gulf of JD desecrating German couches

(2) Gulf of Mother Russia is not a dictatorship, Ukraine is a dictatorship, according to reliable news source - some Youtube channel. 

(1) Gulf of “Hey Google, you putz, the correct name for this body of water is Gulf of Mexico”